"Your exam results are perfect, and I love your hat."
"Okay, all you boys with your legs crossed? Please go wait in my private office."
The medical exam line at camp was nick-named "The Human Centipede"
Auditions for the German modelling agency were rigorous.
Leon felt unexpectedly free the moment everyone dropped their pants. Flying suddenly seemed an option.
Does the bucket concern you? It concerns me.
Caption contest!
The goal of Men's Health Week is to raise awareness for male health issues and to encourage men to get examined. Closely. Feel like being examined yet?
Henry didn't know where to look. So he looked at the cute guy across from him. Oops, now he was in real trouble.
Ivan was concerned. These procedures seemed unorthodox for a podiatrist.
The goal of Men's Health Week is to raise awareness for male health issues and to encourage men to get examined. Closely. Feel like being examined yet?
Hans was relieved to find out a third nipple was not that uncommon.
"Funny...your spine says you are actually enjoying this."
"Yup, you've got big-boy muscles now, Heinrich!"
Private Bubbles wondered why they needed to be completely nude to be measured for shirts. But when the lined closed up, he stopped asking silly questions.
Again, a recruit wonders why he has to wear a towel skirt for a fingernail inspection. But he doesn't really mind. He knows his fingernails are sparkling clean.
Alright, now start again, repeat after me: Doe a deer, a female deer...
"I hear music when there's no one there..."
"That's amazing. The entire Gettyburg Address!"
