5 Last Minute Sexy AF Stocking Stuffers

When it comes to the holidays, everyone wants to stuff their stocking with something merry (if it vibrates, all the better!). I'm sure we can all say that 2016 has been quite the roller coaster, so why not start the new year off on a high note? We all need a gift that keeps on giving! And with the cold front bearing down on most of the country, everyone needs a reason to stay toasty in bed. These stuffers are sure to keep on giving and receiving all year long. 

1. CaraGold premium lubricant with cannabis oil

You no longer need to smoke weed to get high (that’s so 1976), now that we have cannabis oils, tinctures, and edibles. But there are also lots of other delicious ways to use parts of that leafy plant: like this CBD CaraGold water-based lubricant, which is the only lube infused with European-certified organic CBD hemp oil. It’s also infused with carrageenan, a form of red algae, which has shown in clinical studies to be a potent inhibitor to HPV.  So go green this year and slip a little CaraGold in their stocking. Click here to learn more and to purchase.

2. Foria Pleasure Spray, infused with cannabis (sensing a theme?)

Named “Sex Product of the Year” by British GQ, Foria Pleasure is an all natural sensual enhancement oil marketed for women and their partners — but cannabis doesn’t discriminate! An all-natural plant-based medicinal, it works with your body to facilitate wellness, awaken arousal, and heighten sensation; making orgasms more intense.  A few sprays will instantly relax you while increasing blood flow. Maybe that’s why people are calling it a potent “therapeutic aphrodisiac.” Click here to learn more and purchase. 

3. Sprayable Energy, a healthier alternative to energy drinks 

It might sound like a magic trick, but it’s not. Sprayable Energy is a unique energy spray that provides a healthier alternative to energy drinks that often rely on a sugar rush to give you energy. Sprayable Energy includes no sugar, calories, or potentially dangerous ingredients. All it contains is caffeine, water, and tyrosine, so it's a healthy way to stay up and play all night. It also won't leave you to crash when the sugar wears off, nor will it stain teeth. By spraying it on your skin, you get smooth focused energy: how you burn that energy off is up to you.  Click here to learn more and to purchase. 

4. BUCK-OFF, the first sex toy for transgender men

Welcome to the very first sex toy designed specifically for trans men by trans men, which is modeled by trans adult star (and all round renaissance man) Buck Angel. Every guy loves to stroke his candy cane. But, as fans of his videos can attest, Angel knows first hand that every man doesn't have the same type (or size) of cane. That's one reason Angel decided to design a sex toy built specifically for trans men's unique bodies. His hope is that it will help more trans men become comfortable with their bodies. The result is a revolutionary wave of pleasure for trans men. Made with Perfect Fit’s ultra-soft Sila Skin, this is the perfect gift to slide in your loved one’s stocking (and we do mean slide). 

Click here to learn more and to purchase. While you're at it, check out Buck’s NSFW video tutorial. 

5. HBO's Looking book, with exclusive photos and interviews  

Fans were hugely disappointed when HBO's series Looking — which had one of the best HIV-positive characters on TV — ended. If you or your friends binge-watched Looking (as I did), trust me you’ll definitely need to snag this book. As reported by Out, the Looking book was made available this fall and reveals exclusive insights into the series through interviews, behind-the-scenes photos, biographies, and set designs. Published by First Third Books and HBO Global Licensing, it will definitely bring you some holiday cheer (and hey, you can catch the Looking movie on HBO this week too).